Women's Multiplication Theory
Extracted from my idol's twitter:
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She mutliplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."
This made me smile. Do you think it is true? Either way, I think it is a very funny theory! =D