‘Dirty’ Jokes {Editted}



Did I say that we have lots of ‘dirty’ jokes in the office? I think it is due to the female working environment so we dare to crack such jokes. It gets funnier when it comes to me because I will ask a lot of weird questions which people will not ask openly. Ha ha ha.

Like recently, a colleague asked me to accompany her for a Brazilian wax. I thought that it would be fun because I have not tried any sort of waxing before so I agreed without thinking. After that, I went to the toilet and started thinking what the wax is about. So, I went back and asked her, “Hey XXX, which part of the body it is for?” XXX replied, “You don’t know? It is for virginal.” Laugh out loud. I stared at her and started laughing out loud. Then, I started asking a lot of ‘why’ questions. For example, why do we have to do that? They would say it is for hygiene purpose and you will feel better after that. I would say, “But, I am really feeling okay so why do I have to do it?” Ha ha ha. Quite nerve-racking to talk to me, right? = p I know I am quite ignorant but people around me do not talk about this. =( No, I am not blaming them so do not start sharing it with me because my brain is already quite polluted with lots of such jokes/stories. o.o

This is just one of the many jokes we have. =x


Oh well, I should not have posted this entry but I have nothing to do. I am supposed to go for my run but it is raining now! ROAR. I will only leave house at 5pm to meet sis for a dinner at Jurong Point.



We had Japanese meal for our dinner with mum. Mum will usually choose to have Japanese meal whenever she is with us and the best is, she pays for it. =D Well, we hardly have meal together. Anyway, my stomach is moody as well. It was only my 2nd meal but I did not feel like having it. Is it a pro or con to be moody? I think it is a pro because I will eat much lesser as a result of it. Ha ha ha.

I am not sure if it is due to my moodiness or lack of enthusiasm in shopping, I actually stood aside when my mum was looking at her shirts. We were so far away from each other to even have a conversation. Ha ha. I think I am behaving like a zombie. I will smile, laugh or talk to suit the situation I am in. I know I should cry to ease the pain but no matter how hard I try, no tears roll down. Sigh.



There goes my precious weekend again.